Past Election Results...
U. S. Presidents (recent):
A senile movie actor who bases national policy decisions on the astrological predictions of his
wife’s fortune-teller. (Reagan)
A sexual predator with the world’s worst taste in female victims. (Clinton)
A born-again frat house drunk. (Bush -G. W.)
A polite two-term senator with no qualifications for office. (Obama)
A guy whose Mormon religion teaches God is a creature from another planet. (Romney)
An anti-gun liberal who campaigned in an army tank. (Dukakis)
The sexual predator’s wife who protected her husband and ran as a feminist. (Clinton -Hillary)
A rich paranoid tech guy whose campaign ads were half-hour infomercials. (Perot)
U. S. Presidents(historical):
A rich Southern guy who wrote a declaration and raped slave girls. (Jefferson)
A junkie who won a rigged election and screwed famous actresses. (Kennedy)
A socialist who ordered Japanese-American citizens thrown into prison camps. (Roosevelt-Franklin D.)
U. S. Presidents(current): Trump
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